If love is defined as dropping a bunch of cash on a ultra cool Tesla Roadster for the wife you’ve cheated on multiple times, then Tiger Woods really loves Elin Nordegren. Amid speculation that a divorce is in the works, Tiger and Elin were trying to hang out on the DL over at a dealership in Santa Monica last Thursday. E! reporter Ted Casablanca said the pair drove off the lot in a “brand-spankin’-new, charcoal gray Tesla, the electric sports car of the century.

What do you think? Can a Tesla Roadster make up for sleeping with half of America? It’s a start.

PETA wants Tiger Woods to bare all in the name of humanity to animals. The over-the-top animal rights organization is hoping the golfing superstar will go nude on behalf of tigers.

PETA says on their website, “Considering that Tiger Woods’ life is essentially a media circus, we hope that the superstar golfer can relate to the plight of his namesakes in the circus. That’s why we’ve written a letter to Tiger asking him to tee up for one of our ever-popular naked tiger demos. We’re hoping that Mr. Woods will show his true stripes by stripping down to his skivvies and painting his body with orange and black stripes.”

PETA has produced successful marketing campagins using naked celebrities to draw attention to animal cruelty. Alicia Silverstone, Amanda Beard and Klohe Kardashian are among those who have shed their threads for animal rights.