The girl who has such a big ass, her whole family is famous, has curiously been chosen for Complex magazine’s “green” issue. Yes, my fellow haters, Kim Kardashian – who hasn’t contributed much to the world aside from a sex tape and a crappy reality show, is somehow going to save the world. No seriously, that’s what she says in the video.

“I know I’m saving the world. Maybe I can save you too,” Kim cooed.

Also, when asked how she was going to save the world, she answered, “How does Kim not save the world.”